whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”
hey followers just a reminder that I love each and every one of you and I hope that if you’re not happy now you will be soon :)
be a pal and like people’s text posts. reblog their selfies. respond to their questions. even if you don’t know the answer and even if you’ve never really talked to them before. there’s nothing worse that feeling alone on a website where everyone promotes love and friendship.
that girl you just called fat? she is fat. that boy you just called gay? he is gay. those orcs you just pointed at an yelled “orcs!” they are some orcs. those hobbits you said they are taking to isengard? they are taking them to isengard. legolas we will give you some lembas if you promise to stop pointing out the obvious for 5 minutes.
Hello my name is sabotabby and I am a massive dork.
(White chocolate with vegan marshmallows if you’re curious. The duller purple ones are mint flavoured.)
are you ok friend
yes i am sorry it was my fridn’s 19th and I am still feeling the effects let’s say